Need proof that the wrestling ring set and extras, and Dragtona Beach set and extras busted the Drag Race budget? May this FBQ introduce you to: The Clip Show.
Ain’t no way the Queen is going to recap a recap show. So instead, I’ll give my top ten moments.
Michelle Visage as RuPaul
Well, girlfriend finally got her wish to be a Drag Queen. Funny though, the Queen never thought of her body as looking quite like that. She has a pretty and petit figure. If I am ever on a cruise, I’m going to make sure Michelle and Wendy Williams are there with me. The Queen will never drown holding onto them.
I’d seen some of these movies before, but viewing them again I was struck by the poignancy and audacity of some. Like Phi Phi’s pageant speech about all drag queens getting along; Willam’s hilarious Smurfette; how many routines Chad took directly from his repertoire and how beautiful and sweet Sharon and Alaska are together. Hope those bitches can make it last.
It Never Gets Old
Too bad he couldn’t have been this funny and animated in the competition itself. Although she did go up a couple of notches in the Queen’s esteem, because of the Doll Collection that’s behind her head in her home video.
He would have been closer to number 1, but he didn’t take off any clothes during the episode.
The Queen totally disagreed with every one of the outfits. But the former contestants made it so much fun with their quips. Especially Pandora (of course):
Pandora on Dida:
Pandora on Latrice:
Phi Phi Was Last
Even though it was a lame-ass bit in the Queen’s opinion–it definitely made me wonder. While I believe Lee Harvey Oswald was the lone gunman, I still can’t help but wonder if the order of the predictions actually was a clue? Unfortunately that’s the order that the Queen has (I’ve already booked my ticket to LA to meet RuPaul in the Ladies Room and kick his ass if I’m right). But Michelle looked divine (in some ways this episode turned out to be The Michelle Visage Show, don’t you think?).
The Library is Open
The Judges were ripe this season. Here were some of the Queen’s favorites from this recap episode:
Santino to Latrice Royale:
“If clothes look like a couch or an ottoman or a love seat, you just want to stay away from it, you know?”
Billy B about Michelle Visage:
“Every time she laughs, her nuts get bigger.”
Michelle Visage to RuPaul:
“I’m a black man, dressed as a white woman…sound familiar?
Rick Fox about Dida Ritz:
“She was going for ‘Sex in the City’ and it was more like ‘Sex in the Alley”
And the Queen’s #1 favorite moment of the evening:
Maybe the Queen should try to remain impartial. Maybe I should hold my personal feelings about who wrapped this damn race up from Day 1 to myself. That’s what I think I’ll do. I will let you Miss Things let your feelings be known and read about your favorite moments and who you think is going to win.
The blog is yours!